Pandas Are Fucking Awesome

These black-and-white bastards are native to China and munch bamboo like it’s their goddamn job. Here’s the lowdown on these furry fuckers.

Badass Panda Facts

• They chow down on bamboo for 12 fucking hours a day.
• Got a “thumb” to grip that shit tight.
• Newborns are tiny as fuck—like a stick of butter.
• Symbol of peace in China, ‘cause they’re too chill to start shit.

Panda Looks

Check this anime-style panda, drawn to fuck up your boring day.

Conservation Shit

Pandas ain’t endangered anymore, but they’re still vulnerable as hell. Help these fluffy assholes out!